The Computerized Twenty-Third Psalm

The Lord is my programmer I shall not crash.

He installed His software on the hard disk of my heart.

All of His commands are user-friendly.

His directory moves me to the right choices

For his name sake.

Even though I scroll through the problems of life I fear no bugs

For You are my backup.

Your password protects me.

You prepare a menu before me in the sight of my enemies.

Your help is only a keystroke away.

Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life

and my files will be merged with His and saved forever.